Finally, a solution for those of us who want to crank off and bust out a wide one but can’t because of work or a groin injury or recent house fire that got us living in the van and we don’t wanna get cum in the van. Come on down and eat a Hamburger that will make you go Damn I Don’t Even Want Pussy or Cock Now That I got This Burger.

Measures 6 inches long which is above average.